baby Sunbeam Snake
Drugs Under The Microscope
Joining a new fandom like am I allowed to reblog this yet or am I not deep enough
last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myself
update: I got the job
I laugh every time
i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday
What if a pregnancy test just said:
Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?
Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?
Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up
my bed is bedder than yours
FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT