hey guys since the creepy stories I post are so highly requested, I found more 2 sentence horror stories!
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Oh I wasn’t going to sleep or anything like that
THE FIRST ONE IS ONLY ONE SENTENCE. I AM AFRAID.
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US needs this
US really needs this
vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong
just like play doh
life is full of so much deception and trickery
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Minecraft comic series by
This is a really cool take on how Minecraft would work ‘realistically’. Love it!
Hooooooooooooooooooooly fuck that’s awesome.
Literally the best interpretation of Minecraft I have ever seen I really want more.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
my best friend is an atheist, but whenever she is comforting me with something in my life she uses examples of God to help me because she knows it makes me feel better, and vice versa, when i comfort her i never bring up God because i respect that it’s not something that helps or works for her
i feel like this is a model of how the world should work
that is perfect
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS
what did obama really say
Am I doing this right
phil dunphy is the type of parent i want to be
people with small boobs can sleep on their stomachs so who’s the real winner here
I am that type of person
raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for